My Mission Statement:  To do what ever it takes to make it to the big time, short of climbing a bell tower and shooting Jerry Springer. 

What I Will Do For You: I will make you laugh, and laugh hard.  I will entertain you.  I will make you feel better about yourself.  I will make the world a better place to live in, by making everybody laugh.  I love hearing people laugh, it makes me feel good, and I don't even need an intern to do it.  So elect me to the big time please. 

What I Need From You: Call or write that big time producer you know who owes you a big favor, and tell them about me.  If the last sentence doesn't apply to you, just pass my web site on to a friend, or call a local comedy club and ask them to book me.  Or write one or all of the following people.

You can contact Dave Letterman at lswdl@aol.com, or write him at The Late Show  ATTN.: Dave Letterman 1697 Broadway New York, NY 10019.  Or fill out his online form.

How about writing Jay Leno, it can't hurt.  His address is:  The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Attn. Jay Leno JA 3000 W. Alameda Burbank, CA 91523

What about Craig Kilborn from the Late Late Show.  Fill out his online form.

Connan O'Brien can be contacted at:  The Connan O'Brien Show 30 Rockefellar Plaza New York, NY 10112.
 

THANK YOU MY FELLOW AMERICANS:  I WILL DO WHAT I CAN!